Find out how to deal with public boners!
Ok, so you wake up and you see a huge bulge in your panties. Great! This is a very common thing and happens to all men. But what do you do when you have a family meeting and you suddenly wake up with a penis bulge showing through your pants? You get the French leave and get out of site, hold your breath until you suffocate or you just slap your penis really hard until it falls asleep?
Probably some of the most awkward and embarrassing situations are the erections in public. ‘Neah, this never happened to me’.
Oh, really? What about the moment when your English teacher came to class wearing a mini skirt? Or the moment when one of your work mates came up with a transparent shirt and some big heels? What about the time when we watched a TV show with your dad, and suddenly a hot girl showed up on screen? Uninvited erections are at every turn. They are haunting you down and waiting for the ‘right’ moment to show up.
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Public erections are both advantageous and disadvantageous. It generally depends on who your public is, how public the situation is and especially on the size of your penis. If you are Asian-sized, you should probably take advantage of the situation and show off for the first time with your penis size. This way, people will hardly guess you have an erection; some guys like you only seem to have ‘a tool’ when they have an erection, so people might think that is your natural size. If you are already endowed with a huge cock and you have a sudden erection right in front of a girl, do not feel embarrassed. Your horse size dick will definitely impress her and make her fall at your feet. If you happen to have an erection in front of your grandma well…that is disgusting!
I have tried to speak with an ordinary man, on the street, to see what he thinks about public erections.
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‘Hello. What’s your name and how old are you?’
‘Hi, I’m Pit and I’m 23 years old.’
‘Have you seen American Pie?’
‘Yes, all of them. Why?’
‘Well, what do you think about that part when Jim kills his grandma with a cum shot?’
‘Dude, that was the funniest part ever. I loved it’
‘So Pit, we are writing an article about boners in public and we need your opinion on the topic’
(laughing) ‘Oh, nooo…No way…’
‘Oh, come on! I’m sure something like this happened to you too, at least once. It’s nature’s way of telling us that we are MEN! Tell me one of your awkward experiences related to public boners and I promise not to ask anything else’
‘Mm…ok, ok! So…it did happen once…two years ago. But let me tell this will going to sound strange. I am not a pervert or anything else. I was..mm.. at my sister’s birthday party. Most of her guests were girls, hot girls! I was in our backyard, trying to keep a speech for my sister, in front of our whole family, relatives, friends so all the eyes were on me. I was talking and talking, when suddenly, a delicious tanned blonde, one of my sister’s friends, appeared in front of my eyes and smiled innocently. She was wearing a white mini dress through which I could see her underwear. I felt my penis rising up and I could not do a thing to control it. I tried to go on with my speech but I saw all the people staring at my dick, including the blonde and my family. So, I was pretty embarrassed of the situation but shit happens. At least, I got her number haha‘
Pit and many other guys like him in the entire world experience ‘the boner’, every once in a while. Whether you are at the gym, at the grocery store or even in the church, erections are not always opportune. How to control your dick? Well you can’t. Even if Viagra exists, its opposite has not been invented…yet! However, if you frequently have boners in public, you can always fall back on baggy pants, extra-large t-shirts and tights panties.
You will probably never hear about someone who had an erection seeing his wet mother getting out of the shower or someone who had a spontaneous erection when he started confessing to the priest all his sexual adventures; but this does not mean they do not happen.
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The historical roots of public erection date from ancient times. In Greek mythology, Aphrodite’s son, Priapus, was famous for his huge permanent erection, caused by a curse. He was considered the God of fertility and he became the main character of many modern obscene stories and erotic art. If he was not embarrassed by his permanent erection, why would you?
Let’s find out what girls have to say about this topic.
‘Hi Lilly. Have you ever seen a man having a public erection?’
‘Huh, yes, it happened several times. One of them was my boyfriend. We are at the table, having dinner with my family and I was wearing a super-hot dress. My parents did not know that we were playing with our legs, under the table. Suddenly, my dad asked him to get up and have a family picture. My boyfriend blushed and made the picture with a big bulge in his pants. We still have it. At one time, I was at the beach with few friends of mine and I don’t really know how we ended talking about sex. So, while I was talking to one of them about sexual dysfunctions, I saw his penis rising up slowly.’
‘What was your reaction to his erection?’
‘Well, I glanced a few times and I smiled. He was completely embarrassed, trying to hide his erection with a towel. For me, it was funny.’
Hearing Lilly’s sincere confession did nothing more than strengthening our idea: public erections should not be embarrassing at all. Since more and more people would even tie a rope around it and jump from a tree just to make it bigger, when having a public erection you should parade it like a macho on heat. Oh well, at least when your grandma is not around.
From now on, every time you are in public, think about how cool big dicks are and let it free…No cock should ever suffer the effects of imprisonment and psychological restraints! No matter the event, the people or the context, let your senses go wild and show off with your fully erected tool! You will not only be the center of attraction but you will definitely impress all the fainted chicks.
